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Old Man Buyer – Wise Investor
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The Story Behind the Art
This grizzled old man possesses a sharp wit and a keen eye for value. He’s been in the buying game longer than most. He started back when deals were sealed with a handshake, and he learned to read people as well as he reads the fine print. He's a legend in his own right, unafraid to haggle or walk away. This design humorously reminds everyone to think twice before underestimating him.
Design Personality Match
The ideal wearer appreciates a clever play on words and has a hearty sense of humor. They value experience and wisdom, perhaps even relating to the 'old man' archetype. They relish the wisdom that comes with age.
Styling Guide
Wear this piece casually to family gatherings or around the office. Pair it with neutral tones to keep the design the center of attention, and consider adding a baseball cap for a relaxed dad attire look.
Shipping & Delivery
Estimated delivery on 2 May, 2025 - 9 May, 2025
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- Processing time: 1-3 business days
- Shipping time: 6-11 business days
- Orders are shipped Monday through Friday
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Size Guide (in cm)
| Size | Width | length |
| M | 55 | 72 |
| L | 57 | 74 |
| XL | 59 | 76 |
| XXL | 61 | 79 |
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