Assassin’s Fail – Sarcastic Morning Greeting

This design captures a darkly humorous start to the day. Imagine a character who loves sardonic wit, waking up and declaring the assassins have failed. The phrase is an exaggerated reaction to simply being alive, playfully suggesting someone wishes them harm. The grungy, bold text adds to the irreverent tone, making it clear this isn't a serious threat but rather a funny take on morning grumpiness. It's for those who find comedy in the absurd and like to start the day with a touch of dark humor.